Mortified: Doomed Valentines Show

MORTIFIED: DOOMED VALENTINES SHOW

doors @ 6:30pm;

show 7:30pm - 9:30pm.

all ages.

$14 advance;

$21 door.SOLD OUT!

But if you dine-in at DNA Pizza any time after 11am on Friday, we'll let you buy tickets with your meal!

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RSVP: https://www.facebook.com/events/514575351919821/

http://www.getmortified.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHju7xlq-Sg

Come see our biggest show of the year: our 7th annual \"Doomed Valentine's Show\". Don't miss the best thing to happen to love since Viagra!

Featuring performances by:

Pete Morris

Jen Anthony

Lorelei Hill

Lynn Makau

Geordie Martinez

With musical accompaniment by:

THE FREEZE -- https://www.facebook.com/pages/the-freeze/143597593534

and special DJ performances after!

Cupid's arrow has struck Mortified and we're going to watch it bleed down the isle! Join us once again for our annual Doomed Valentines show! We have compiled some of the best, worst, most awkward, and odd love-related pieces that Mortified has to offer. Share the pain, the awkwardness, the necking, the dry humping, the wretched love poems. Come see our biggest show of the year! This one is not to be missed!

Hailed as a \"cultural phenomenon\" by Newsweek and celebrated for years by the likes of This American Life, The Today Show, The Onion AV Club, & Entertainment Weekly, Mortified is a comic excavation of teen angst artifacts (journals, poems, letters, lyrics, home movies, schoolwork) as shared by their original authors -- in front of total strangers!

Where else can you hear grown men and women confront their past with firsthand tales of their first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Bon Jovi? Submissions come from a wide range of participants, from professional performers to total amateurs . All in the noble pursuit of self-degradation. Share the shame.

See Mortified on TV! Watch The Mortified Sessions on the Sundance Channel!

Join the Mortified group on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/234440381563/

Buy Tickets: $14: https://www.dnalounge.com/order/?item=52825

VIP Upstairs: $295: https://www.dnalounge.com/order/?item=52826

VIP Downstairs: $360: https://www.dnalounge.com/order/?item=52827

VIP Double: $590: https://www.dnalounge.com/order/?item=52828